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Lollipop chainsaw epicawesome quotes

Juliet: Look at what those jerks did to our school..!  Nick: Yeah-- but it does get me out of my calculus homework on friday. Juliet: Woww, Rosalind must have seen this on my amazon wishlist! NICK POPPER! I can shoot your head with this! Juliet: What the dick is going on with all this crazy stuff? Nick: What the dick? Juliet: It's my new phrase I invented! Do you like it?! San Romero cheering squad: Go, Die, Zombie Scum, Ready, OK, Undead, We Slay! You all suck and we are great! D- D- DECAPITATE! U, G, L, Y, Wake up, it's time to die! Juliet: Oh no! My squad has joined the zombies! Nick: Agnes used to be so hot! Now she has an intestine coming out of her vagina! Ulgh! Juliet: Nick, it would be really cool if I could implant an MP3 player in your forehead. A boyfriend and an iPod all in one! More room in my purse! Nick: You realize that's completely degrading, right? i forgot what theyre called: YES! Victory! Looks like Zombie Baseball has it's own Babe Ruth- and she...
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Day 204863, Strange dream 6, and day 3,479

Day 204863 // After having a snack of meat  and having lost more of your humanity,  the screen turns black // Day 3,479 You have a strange dream. The clouds have parted. The rain has gone away. You wake in a cold sweat. ...!... Is this another trick? Or... ...!... (whispering, lullaby plays) 'Good...morning?' ...she's still sticking around. You head to the kitchen to get breakfast. ... Your food is gone... (lullaby ends) ...!... (desperate scratching) That noise was coming from the living room... Anatoly? Nobody's here... Some deep scratches are dug into the wood by the couch... ...something is approaching. ...!?!... (groan) What's making that noise?!? It sounded like it was coming from the basement door... You go over to investigate.
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