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Juliet: Look at what those jerks did to our school..! 

Nick: Yeah-- but it does get me out of my calculus homework on friday.


Juliet: Woww, Rosalind must have seen this on my amazon wishlist! NICK POPPER! I can shoot your head with this!


Juliet: What the dick is going on with all this crazy stuff?

Nick: What the dick?

Juliet: It's my new phrase I invented! Do you like it?!


San Romero cheering squad: Go, Die, Zombie Scum, Ready, OK, Undead, We Slay! You all suck and we are great! D- D- DECAPITATE! U, G, L, Y, Wake up, it's time to die!

Juliet: Oh no! My squad has joined the zombies!

Nick: Agnes used to be so hot! Now she has an intestine coming out of her vagina! Ulgh!


Juliet: Nick, it would be really cool if I could implant an MP3 player in your forehead. A boyfriend and an iPod all in one! More room in my purse!

Nick: You realize that's completely degrading, right?


i forgot what theyre called: YES! Victory! Looks like Zombie Baseball has it's own Babe Ruth- and she's a real babe!

Nick: I could do this all day, but I think we better move on.

Juliet: Yeah, I guess we should find my sister.

Nick: I think the ship went over to the school's unrealistically gigantic swimming pool.

Juliet: Totally. Let's go!


Nick: This bites my nonexistant balls.


Juliet: Rosalind!

Nick: Who?

Juliet: My little sister!

Nick: Let me guess, she's also a friggin zombie hunter?

Rosalind: Hey Juliet! I came to save you! Something's wrong with this bus! URGH! It's really irritating! (Gasp) Is that a new purse?! Wait! It's your boyfriend! He's a decapitated head?! FUCK ME! That's the coolest thing ever! AAAHH!! I almost hit a bird! Look out!

Nick: Uh, Hi Rosalind!

Rosalind: SHIT! Sorry, it's not my fault! This bus is fucked up! Hahaha, hahahaha!

Juliet: Rosalind, this is Nick!

Rosalind: Wow! It's cool! What does the bottom of it look like?! Can you see the spine sticking out? Yuck! AWESOME! It makes me throw up!

Nick: Um, Yeah nice meeting you too.

Rosalind: AAAHH, IT TALKS! AAAAHHHHHH!! IT SCARES ME, AND I LOVE IT!!!

Nick: Your family's kind of, uh, energetic, huh?


Juliet: Later, after we kill all the zombies, let's come back to this farm and ride the cows!

Nick: You're gonna RIDE a COW?

Juliet: DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK.


Nick: That zombie just looked at your butt! I saw it.

Juliet: Don't be jealous, Nick! I would never have sex with a zombie! Well, unless he sent me flowers.

Nick: What?!

Juliet: Ha ha! Just kidding!

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